1. The asexual girl from high school whose gunt stuck out farther than her tiny tits is listed as ‘married’ and has her recent ultrasound of her trannyspawn as her profile pic.
2. The guy you just banged after the office party posted a comment on the trampy hot girl from work’s page about how he wished her hot ass could have made it to the party.
3. Your alcoholic status being confirmed to your family and coworkers in the form of tagged photos where your eyes are half open and you’re dumping domestic vodka down your throat straight from the bottle. Other photos in the series show you sticking your tongue through your imaginary hand vagina.
4. Fresh photos of your ex dry humping the local cumdumpster keep showing up in your newsfeed.
5. The general realization that you are older, fatter, uglier, less successful and lonelier than everyone you have ever met. EVER.
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